Celtic 0, Kairat Almaty 0 - 20th August, 2025

The race to rebrand a Glasgow football stadium the Boo Camp gather pace.

An incredibly flat attacking display as if losing a complete forward line and not replacing them might make some sort of difference.

Credit to Kairat for a disciplined defensive display.

How contextualise what the data “looks like”?

Picture a really bad home game against a Heart of Midlothian or Aberdeen. I know you can.

So, that is the good news, alongside the suspension of the wonderkid, and perhaps the injury to the competent-looking goalkeeper.

But where to conjure some creativity up from?

It is usually a bad sign when Cameron Carter-Vickers is my Bhoy of the Match. No harm to the big man, it’s just that it usually signifies “one of those games”. And on hoy was this an exemplar.

Anyhoo, find solace in the data. Your only one stop shop for a consistent set for ALL Celtic matches.