It Ain't Half Hot Mum

If you think it's getting heated now, prepare yourself for how extreme variance can be

Got a splittin’ headache yet?

You will have by the end, I can almost guarantee it, as I reveal the extraordinary extent of variance impact in one of the most remarkable of recent SPFL seasons.

But before that, a gentle canter through the various variance views. Vah vah vah voom, as Catherine Deneuve no doubt once said.